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"To Beatrice-
My love flew like a butterfly
Until death swooped down like a bat
As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said;
"That's the end of that.""

-Lemony Snicket (Book the Forth, The Miserable Mill, A Series of Unfortunate Events)

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Feb 3, 2005

7th Unfortunate Entry

"A Series Of Unfortunate Events"

Name: Violet Baudelaire.
Age: 14.
Occupation: Inventor.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Often seen with her hair up in a ribbon, to keep it out of her eyes.
Favorite Hobby: Working on mechanical devices.
Favorite Book: The Life Of Nikola Tesla.
Least Favorite Color: Very bright pink.
Least Favorite Food: Peppermints (due to an allergy).
Fond Hope: To find a safe place to live in happiness with her siblings.

Name: Klaus Baudelaire.
Age: 12.
Occupation: Researcher.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Usually wearing glasses and holding a book.
Favorite Hobby: Reading.
Favorite Book: The Complete History Of Absolutely Everything, Volume 127 - Cauldron to Caution (lost in the fire that destroyed the Baudelaire mansion)
Least Favorite Color: Unusually rosy pink.
Least Favorite Food: Parsley soda.
Fond Hope: To bring Count Olaf to justice.

Name: Sunny Baudelaire.
Age: Infancy.
Occupation: Infant.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Four sharp teeth, unusual manner of speaking.
Favorite Hobby: Biting things.
Favorite Book: From Molars To Incisors: A Pictorial History Of The Tooth
Least Favorite Color: Particularly garish pink.
Least Favorite Food: Anything limp.
Fond Hope: To solve the web of mystery and woe that seems to surround the Baudelaires wherever they go.

Name: Count Olaf.
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Actor/Murderer.
Distinguishing Characteristics: One eyebrow, tattoo of an eye on his ankle.
Favorite Hobby: Snatching fortunes away from small children.
Favorite Book: How I Snatched The Baudelaire Fortune, by Count Olaf (still being written)
Least Favorite Color: Anything clean.
Least Favorite Food: Anything he had to buy and cook himself.
Fond Hope: To increase his personal fortune, preferably at the expense of others.

Name: Lemony Snicket.
Age: Older than you.
Occupation: Writer.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Elusiveness.
Favorite Hobby: Taxidermy, playing the harpsichord.
Favorite Book: The Bears' Famous Invasion Of Sicily.
Least Favorite Color: Pink.
Least Favorite Food: Arsenic.
Fond Hope: To make the general public aware of the troubles of the three Baudelaire children.

Name: Beatrice.
Age: ?
Occupation: ?
Distinguishing Characteristics:?
Favorite Hobby: ?
Favorite Book: ?
Least Favorite Color: ?
Least Favorite Food: ?
Fond Hope: ?

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6th Unfortunate Entry

Dear Readers,

If I were you, I would immediately turn your computer off rather than reading any of the dreadful story, read any of the wretched information or examine the unpleasant books presented within this blogsite.

You, the unwary computer user, learning more about A Series Of Unfortunate Events, a terrible collection of books concerning the lives of the three Baudelaire children, and if I were you, I would visit any other blogsite in the world rather than participate in the gloom that this particular blogsite offer.

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5th Unfortunate Entry

   "The Baudelaire
        Orphans"

Violet (14) Klaus (12) Sunny (Infant)

Baudelaire

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Feb 2, 2005

4th Unfortunate Entry

Dear Readers,

      Now I will begin the story that my favorite author wrote... About the three charming and clever children and an awful man who is a greedy and repulsive villain, who will do everything for the children's big fortune. I am very sad to say that disaster lurks at their heel. From happy lives to a disastrous fire to a very evil man and to misery, the three children faced them all. But there is nothing stopping you from closing this blog at once, and never to read in this blog again and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. The story that I'm gonna type in here is a summarize of this three books:


    The Bad Beginning            The Reptile Room              The Wide Window

     "A Series of Unfortunate

                   Events"

                                                                -by Lemony Snicket

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Jan 30, 2005

3rd Unfortunate Entry

Dear Readers,

      This is your last warning. Because now I will begin my story... If you want special days, you better close this blog RIGHT NOW! And look at other blogs... I will tell you about the lives of the misfortunate people... About the people who suffer... The people who are lonely... The people who have very sorrowful lives...
      I will begin my story by telling you about the best selling books my favorite author wrote "Lemony Snicket" the name of this book is "A Series Of Unfortunate Event"... It's about 3 intelligent children who suffered under the hands of an awful man named Count Olaf...



       "Count Olaf"

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2nd Unfortunate Entry

Another day had come...

Another Fortunate thing happened...

And yet another Unfortunate thing had happened to others...

Children and Adults...

Dear Readers,

I will warn you again that the lives that you will read in here are sorrowful... And if you wished to read a day of colorful lives, you better look or read at other blogs...

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Jan 29, 2005

1st unfortunate entry

This is a kind of journal that I'm very sad to say is an opposite of what you think, yes... all I'm gonna type in here is very unfortunate... Now, if you want to read happy lives... you better look at other blogs...

The Baudelaires

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